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TAP INTO THE POWER OF THE BACKWOODS! - Tall Tales 'n Parodies
 
Ol John Brown's Funny Pages

Welcome back folks!

I'm Ol' John Brown and this is The Tall Tales & Parodies section of my fun pages.

I reckon we have all played with the words of our favorite songs or haven't heard the lyrics exactly right.

But the parodies, like this portion of the site (a parody of the rest of the site) won't always be songs . . . just whatever we (you & I) take a notion to poke fun at.

So let's have a little fun with the whole notion.

Here you will find a featured parody or two. Sometimes they're my own work; sometimes they're yours.



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So just sit back, relax and have a few giggles with me. We'll just make fun of a few tunes and sip on some iced tea.

It will all be clean folks, so bring the family with you.




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Let's have some fun. An interactive TALL TALE:

I thought I'd start a nasty rumor . . .

. . . there's no truth to though:

Did you know that William Shakespeare was the original author of
"The Dukes of Hazard"?

Yep, he got into some old English 'shne of some sort (from the southern mountains of England no doubt) and got the notion to write a southern English/Greek type play.

Now of course it was a good bit different than the version that was on TV and in the movies. For one thing, they didn't have motor cars back then but Bill was a smart fellow under the influence of 'shine.

The catch: I'm gonna get this tale started, you have to send in parts of your own to help finish it. (I'll add bits and pieces too as we go along.)

Be sure to include at least your first name and last initial as well as your location. You can also include a text link to your website (if it's family friendly) as well if you like.

Remember folks, families will be readin' so we want to keep it clean; if an entry isn't, it will be edited.

So let's have some fun!

So you want to write a musical parody but don't know all the lyrics of the original song?

Try this:

Find Lyrics: (type in song title and press "enter")

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Our tale begins:


Ye Dukes of Hazardham

A Southern English/Greek Travesty
by Ole Billy Shakespeare

The Players in Ye Dukes of Hazardham:
The Duke of Boe
Lady Daisy of Apaira Gamms
Jadius Hoggus
Roscoclease, Sheriff of Hazardham
Deputy Cletus of Ascary Lot
Vance Guildenstern
The Duke of Juke
Uncle Jessieclease
Sir Cooter of Davenport
Deputy Eneous of the Stratus
Coy Rosencrantz
Sir Waylon The Balladeer (Narrator)

Opening Score:
"Ye Good Ole Lads" performed by Sir Waylon The Balladeer

We open on The Duke of Boe and The Duke of Juke as they race across the countryside of Hazardham in their splendid orange Charger chariot (Ye Ole General) which is drawn by eight stout horses.

The chariot is their prized possession and for some reason, they have the doors nailed shut. This gives Uncle Jessieclease a hard time because he keeps getting his toga tangled when he tries to get in. The lads keep suggesting that Uncle Jessieclease wear tights as they do, but he always replies,

"I shall not adorn such attire for I am aged, white of crown and beard. In a pair of tights, I would remindeth thee of a polar bear in pantyhose."

. . .

To be continued by you and me . . .

 


Okay folks, you get the general idea, now send in parts of your own to help finish this interactive tall tale!

See you next time!

- Ol' John Brown


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